Lost in New York? The streets are numbered! How’d you get lost in New York? I know it’s kind of stupid to complain about a movie that came out seventeen years ago, but I wasn’t a comedian back then. So I have to do it now. I wish I’d been. I wish I’d been a def jam comic when [Home Alone 2: Lost in New York] came out. I would’ve torn it to pieces!
are we dead roses
This is my lazy town OC, Sportagun. He’s sportacus’ brother who has a gun.
feel free to give constructive criticism.
Yeah I have a critique
Needs more gun
is this ok
TOO MUCH GUN
oh boy do I have news for you my pal,
Idk I don’t think there’s enough gun
listen what do you want from me
MORE GUN
WE NEED MORE GUN
the people asked for more gun and at long last I have delivered
Sportagun’s back and this time he’s playing for keeps
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?!
Sportagun: the movie
The Rated R remake of lazytown
It’s actually rated G for gun
I hate all of you
does that make Robbie Rotten, Robb'n RottenGun?
you fool. everyone knows that robbie is the opposite of sportacus.
He looks like weird al
This summer, Sportagun 3 Mission Gunstralia: trouble down Gunder.
now playing in theatres near you
Sir
Go to church
he does go to church
Guys,
If this is what Sportacus looks like,
What does Íþró look like?
Ithrottaankfurrin
The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]
who wrote this, expose him
my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.
My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.
I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN
That was difficult to read.
So ugly
My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED
You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”.
I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.
“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”
G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N
“To get back to my body”
I’ve found it. I’ve found the worst thing.
you are like a little baby. watch this.
This is fucking jarmageddon
seclusion
